The Party Rental Place Presents: The Party Pulse - I'm Worried That The Baby Thinks People Can't Change 🐣

yea, we won't set up in your house like this

What's your name? No, what's your name? What's going on, party planners?

I've been in here for weeks. They locked me in here and said I had to get this newsletter out. I'm all about the parties. The last hurrah before textbooks become your only friends? I've been there. The baby thinks people can't change? That's what I'm worried about, too. But listen. We have things. Things that will make your party great, even if you can only get a small group of friends together for the draft.

Featured Trend: The "I Just Threw This Together"

You don't need a month to plan. Sometimes the best party is the one that just happens. That's why we're focusing on end-of-summer impromptu parties and upcoming fantasy league draft parties. These are the best. It’s what we do. And if someone gets mad because their draft pick sucks, just tell them you’re not worried about any of this. Because you’re not.

Planning Pointers: The Combo is King 💦🏰

You want to get a bunch of stuff at once. It's smart. It's a deal. You want to make sure your friends have a good time and that nobody has to look at you and wonder why you didn't get enough stuff. Our specials are about to end, so you better get on it.

• The "Summer's Not Dead Yet, Slide Into Back to School!" Waterslide: Get 10% off the 15' Shark Slide. This thing is great. The kids will love it. The adults will love it. Everyone will love it.

• The "Last Hurrah Before Textbooks Become Your Only Friends" Bounce House: A savings of $25 on our 14' Bounce House Castle. They're fun. They bounce. What else is there?

• The "Forget Homework, Let's Get Wet!" Combo: Rent any waterslide and bounce house together, and you get a cotton candy machine for free. FREE. Why wouldn't you do this? Why wouldn't you get the cotton candy?

Which of the following have you heard yelled at a fantasy league draft?

• "What have they done to us?"
• "You gotta give!"
• "I didn't rig sh*t!"
• "Poppers!"